Monthly Archives: April 2007

Multi-national Student
Right, so today was chinese oral. Went for prata at Simpang with Foam before the oral began; a murtabak costs $4. Talk about Indian monopolisation. Foam talked about his newfound love as we were walking up, and he seems quite interested in her lol.

Walked into the examination hall with the rest of the 3K and 3L people, with the Fatty Matthew arriving stylishly late, giving us that retarded look that he always has. And it always pays to be kiasu during exams. I was like sitting directly in Peng Zhi’s line of sight, ready to execute the plan of getting 17/20 for Chinese Oral when a super enthusiastic guy plopped his butt on the green chair. Damn it. To make things worse, I had to queue up for the China import, Jiang Bei instead. However, the bad luck doesn’t end there. The okay-looking female councillor got me to Cai’s seat. In case you didn’t know, Cai is the chinese ACC teacher who does not like people whose name starts with K and whose surname begins with the letter T. Anyway, it was rather like this, with some translations to make it easier for Malays and Indians:

Me: Lao Shi Zao An(Good Morning), in a nervous manner
Cai: Zao An..Zuo xia ba(Morning, sit down)
Me: (Starts reading)
Cai: Xing Le, Xian Zai Tan Hua Ti, Tu Shu Guan De She Bei Na Me Hao, Wei Shen Me Mei You Ren Qu Ne(Fine, now for the conversation, Library so gosu, But why nobody want to go)
Me: Talks like a chinaman on crack(Incomprehensible speech)
Cai: Hmm. Hao Jiu Zhe Yang Le(Ok, you may go)
Me: Xie Xie(Thanks)
Leaves the examination hall a few seconds later, acting like an asmtha patient looking for his breathing aids, before going to back to China Dude on Steroids mode after hearing Foam’s one word, “Zion”.

And I finally had a chance to talk with Blazben after 4 months. It seems like some things stay the same. Triple Science and interactions with scholars apparently hasn’t affected the gosu bangla one bit.

Lan was hilarious. Fatty Matty got pwned and started ranting, Eugene talked damn loudly during CS and some Malay scolded him. Haha, dumb Winnie the Peh.

Today was pretty fun, sadly it will be a long time until we get to go Lan again.

8 more days? Or is it 9?

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Multi-national Student
Right, so today was chinese oral. Went for prata at Simpang with Foam before the oral began; a murtabak costs $4. Talk about Indian monopolisation. Foam talked about his newfound love as we were walking up, and he seems quite interested in her lol.

Walked into the examination hall with the rest of the 3K and 3L people, with the Fatty Matthew arriving stylishly late, giving us that retarded look that he always has. And it always pays to be kiasu during exams. I was like sitting directly in Peng Zhi’s line of sight, ready to execute the plan of getting 17/20 for Chinese Oral when a super enthusiastic guy plopped his butt on the green chair. Damn it. To make things worse, I had to queue up for the China import, Jiang Bei instead. However, the bad luck doesn’t end there. The okay-looking female councillor got me to Cai’s seat. In case you didn’t know, Cai is the chinese ACC teacher who does not like people whose name starts with K and whose surname begins with the letter T. Anyway, it was rather like this, with some translations to make it easier for Malays and Indians:

Me: Lao Shi Zao An(Good Morning), in a nervous manner
Cai: Zao An..Zuo xia ba(Morning, sit down)
Me: (Starts reading)
Cai: Xing Le, Xian Zai Tan Hua Ti, Tu Shu Guan De She Bei Na Me Hao, Wei Shen Me Mei You Ren Qu Ne(Fine, now for the conversation, Library so gosu, But why nobody want to go)
Me: Talks like a chinaman on crack(Incomprehensible speech)
Cai: Hmm. Hao Jiu Zhe Yang Le(Ok, you may go)
Me: Xie Xie(Thanks)
Leaves the examination hall a few seconds later, acting like an asmtha patient looking for his breathing aids, before going to back to China Dude on Steroids mode after hearing Foam’s one word, “Zion”.

And I finally had a chance to talk with Blazben after 4 months. It seems like some things stay the same. Triple Science and interactions with scholars apparently hasn’t affected the gosu bangla one bit.

Lan was hilarious. Fatty Matty got pwned and started ranting, Eugene talked damn loudly during CS and some Malay scolded him. Haha, dumb Winnie the Peh.

Today was pretty fun, sadly it will be a long time until we get to go Lan again.

8 more days? Or is it 9?

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Pratas Bring Good Luck

“I have a soccer match later and I wish to bring myself good luck. Two kosong and one bandung.”

And that’s how Saturday morning started; breakfast with Foam and Timo, who I finally met face-to-face after playing dota with him for so long. After eating, they went to Foam’s house to study while I went up to school for the match. Wow, the 90 minutes really dragged by. But when they were up, the score read:

CaGE 6
RaGE 2

See? Pratas own birds at giving good luck.

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Pratas Bring Good Luck

“I have a soccer match later and I wish to bring myself good luck. Two kosong and one bandung.”

And that’s how Saturday morning started; breakfast with Foam and Timo, who I finally met face-to-face after playing dota with him for so long. After eating, they went to Foam’s house to study while I went up to school for the match. Wow, the 90 minutes really dragged by. But when they were up, the score read:

CaGE 6
RaGE 2

See? Pratas own birds at giving good luck.

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Not Fun

It is not fun to see your two principals trying to find somebody in a crowd of 1000 who disagreed with them. It is not fun hearing your CCA being degraded over the microphone to the same 1000-strong crowd. It is even more not fun to see two former-BB alumnis being blamed for something they didn’t do. In fact it sucks. Old Yeow was probably feeling the brunt of the frustration, spending the 10 minutes on the podium without even getting a chance to speak into his beloved microphone.

”BB teaches discipline, but where is the discipline?” The answer can be found on the first page of the BB drill manual, get your copy by joining the Boys’ Brigade today to advance Christ’s kingdom among youths while developing a true christian manliness; yeah right, somebody should tell that to Sylvester, who is now according to sources working at Macdonalds Downtown East giving away cute little balloons to cute little kids.

And due to overwhelming popularity, I had decided to download my first Evan Cai Min Yo song today. It’s called Wo Ke Yi, and it sounds quite nice coming from a 19-year old. Way better than Chen Wei Lian and his Auntie Fan Club. Strangely he sounds like Wang Lee Hom.

In every CCA group, you have your moments of fun which you managed to capture on your low-megapixel phone camera. Now witness the incredible footage from Ahs BB.

Jue Hua owning Kenneth Ho the dog

Main focus was supposed to be Yeow Jiang looking at unknown stuff, but somehow Keane managed to get his big head in

Yeow Jiang getting taupoked after COS Training

Death to Titus

Zhi Kang channeling all his fats into his brain in order to prepare for the test

With a holy radiance from heaven, Keane passes his test without any effort

The first Secondary 3 councillor from The Boys’ Brigade is born

No escape for the Best Trainee


And now, this is definitely very weird, it seems that Shang Bo actually reads something other than R21 comics. With an amazingly high book borrowership of 11 books, it seems Shang Bo is destined to be the chief librarian of the Lee Kong Chian library. All from the pork who first brought us the Breaking Free music video. Ahh, what a classic. And it’s still around, at

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mg2DM0EBKx4

As you can see from the comments, not all are appreciative of Shang Bo’s talents.

Due to the want of a PSP, I have decided to start saving $4 everyday. Thus after 1 month, I would have:
4×30=120(1 month)
120×2=240(2 months)
Which means 2 months of eating from the Kopitiam. Good game.

Please remember to be in school by 8.45, or you will be made to do reflections like Matthew did on Tuesday afternoon. Except that he was facing a wall which had a portrait of an opaque Mr Adrian, so I don’t think you could call that reflection. Maybe esclipe would be more appropriate.

Good night.

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Not Fun

It is not fun to see your two principals trying to find somebody in a crowd of 1000 who disagreed with them. It is not fun hearing your CCA being degraded over the microphone to the same 1000-strong crowd. It is even more not fun to see two former-BB alumnis being blamed for something they didn’t do. In fact it sucks. Old Yeow was probably feeling the brunt of the frustration, spending the 10 minutes on the podium without even getting a chance to speak into his beloved microphone.

”BB teaches discipline, but where is the discipline?” The answer can be found on the first page of the BB drill manual, get your copy by joining the Boys’ Brigade today to advance Christ’s kingdom among youths while developing a true christian manliness; yeah right, somebody should tell that to Sylvester, who is now according to sources working at Macdonalds Downtown East giving away cute little balloons to cute little kids.

And due to overwhelming popularity, I had decided to download my first Evan Cai Min Yo song today. It’s called Wo Ke Yi, and it sounds quite nice coming from a 19-year old. Way better than Chen Wei Lian and his Auntie Fan Club. Strangely he sounds like Wang Lee Hom.

In every CCA group, you have your moments of fun which you managed to capture on your low-megapixel phone camera. Now witness the incredible footage from Ahs BB.

Jue Hua owning Kenneth Ho the dog

Main focus was supposed to be Yeow Jiang looking at unknown stuff, but somehow Keane managed to get his big head in

Yeow Jiang getting taupoked after COS Training

Death to Titus

Zhi Kang channeling all his fats into his brain in order to prepare for the test

With a holy radiance from heaven, Keane passes his test without any effort

The first Secondary 3 councillor from The Boys’ Brigade is born

No escape for the Best Trainee


And now, this is definitely very weird, it seems that Shang Bo actually reads something other than R21 comics. With an amazingly high book borrowership of 11 books, it seems Shang Bo is destined to be the chief librarian of the Lee Kong Chian library. All from the pork who first brought us the Breaking Free music video. Ahh, what a classic. And it’s still around, at

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mg2DM0EBKx4

As you can see from the comments, not all are appreciative of Shang Bo’s talents.

Due to the want of a PSP, I have decided to start saving $4 everyday. Thus after 1 month, I would have:
4×30=120(1 month)
120×2=240(2 months)
Which means 2 months of eating from the Kopitiam. Good game.

Please remember to be in school by 8.45, or you will be made to do reflections like Matthew did on Tuesday afternoon. Except that he was facing a wall which had a portrait of an opaque Mr Adrian, so I don’t think you could call that reflection. Maybe esclipe would be more appropriate.

Good night.

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COS Training

Imagine 60% attendance, immense slack attitude and impreparation. Then imagine passing COS Training with 21/30. Yes, miracles do happen, and it feels good to graduate when you barely came for half the amount of sessions, and spent your Sunday night playing when the rest of them were killing themselves with the COS Training notes. Yes I have passed, and next is the..(drum roll)

Cycling Expedition 2007

I can’t believe I got put in charge of planning this shit together with Kenneth Ho and Nelson. Although it comes with great prospects. Thus, Cycling Expedition 2007 shall be a slack camp, and Twisties shall be consumed at all times without reparations. There shall also be no striking and pitching of tents, other than Ho who might sleep in his dog cage, and the attire shall be free dress — no ugly musketries with the ugly 100-year heritage caps.

Instead of past years’ boring expeditions, this year shall be something new and fun.
There will be five groups, four consisting of company boys and the last group shall be formed from CLTs and officers. 2LT Mok shall be allowed to drive his Nissan Sunny around as the safety vehicle, with the planning committee resting and looking out for other boys’ welfare inside. They will then cycle to Desaru, where upon reaching, they will sleep for 8 hours without interruptions. The next day, there shall be no BB activites, instead all boys will slack inside their rooms playing cards or other stuff. This is due to the fact that we are all lazy. On the last night, there will be a nightwalk; a scaring committee shall be set up in order to enforce terror upon the company as well as the officers. All are to participate, none are to complain and whine, and all will solo. Please remember to chew barbequed pork to scare off unseen forces.

And in 3H, there is this china guy with a pair of Playboy shoes and a pair of Playboy socks. Please look out for him, he has short monk-like hair, a dry-fit PE T-shirt, and looks like Matthew Ang Wei Ming but with the china influence. Be sure to spot the bunny.

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