Monthly Archives: October 2007

你是我心内的一首歌, O RLY?

Whoots.

This shall be quick because Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions is calling.

I gave my word the other time to upload the pictures, but due to a technical fault, their release shall be delayed. I’ll get it all settled by tomorrow, so no worries there.

Oh wait, the photo just got uploaded. I find this to be highly ironic, yet subtly amusing. “Impressive!” reads the comment. Look at the mark I got for that question then.

Okay, let’s add some textual content while the photos are being uploaded. I realised that the sluggish speed is due to the laggy internet with which Singnet has kindly bestowed upon me. Apparently, an earthquake has occurred in some region of Asia, and the fiber optic cables planted underground have been damaged by the seismic waves. Hey, this is complete unfairness this is. I subscribe to the 25Mpbs plan, yet am now enjoying Internet speeds that rivals that of 512kpbs. The page loading takes at least twenty times longer than usual, and to make it worse, Romantic Princess takes about half an hour to buffer on Youtube. A 10 minute clip that takes three times the duration the prepare, nice one.

Another picture just got through, gimme back my 1 mark you plunderers!

Slacked at the library just before CIP started, and played with the computers there. I attempted to print out a picture of Wo Feng, but the pathetic laser printer there could only print in black-and-white, so that sucked. The Macintosh was fun though, since the camera is able apply distortion effects on the photos it takes. I sent two outstanding ones to my phone via Bluetooth; you shall have them another day.

Went to Simei Care Centre for the makeup CIP session. I’d like to call it that since I was absent on the day of the actual one. I had to tag along with the 3K bunch though. When you mention 3K, two things come into mind. The first is Abby, and the second is Matty. The latter was fully into his usual self, which is pure, unrefined, unbridled retard. Suspicions arise that this was probably due to the fact that Matty was visiting his homeland, and derived a sense of euphoria as a result.

The last picture for the day, since I’m getting impatient with the slow speeds already. Mirror images do I see?

The place itself is rather big, and is well-equipped to house its clients. By clients, I mean clients. Not retards, don’t be mistaken. Reverse psychology is going on here, you know. Anyway, there was a clubhouse, a music room, table games, computer services and recreational facilities. We were given a guided tour of the complex after we had conducted our actual CIP. It wasn’t so much of CIP, per se. I’d call it an art class, where the theme is abstract art. Of course, my art is so bad that if its standards plunged any further they’d reach the sheer depths of hell, or the 18th level of hell as known in Buddhist mythology. The canvas? Why, the walls of course. Let’s just say the surroundings there will never be the same again.

Walked to KFC after that for a unhealthy meal packed with carbohydrates, yet bursting with all the finger-licking goodness a boy could dream for. Speaking of finger-licking chicken, Matty and his partner-in-crime Edwen were having a discussion on the donation promotion that KFC has organised. For every $1 donated, KFC will deduct a total of $1 from your 2-piece chicken set meal, in the form of a coupon that can be redeemed on, and only on your next visit to KFC. Here’s what happened.

Matty: “Eh, want to donate to World Hunger(the beneficiary)?”
Edwen: “Why?”
Matty: “Because got the $1 discount.”
Edwen: “No la, you donate $1 they minus $1, still the same what.”
Matty: “Means KFC don’t earn anything from this?”
Edwen: “No, they lose money as a matter of fact.”
Matty: “Okay, don’t donate liao.”
Edwen: “Why?”
Matty: “Because KFC is losing money.”
Edwen: “So?”
Matty: “Don’t let them lose money. I want to support KFC and want them to produce the same finger-licking chicken always!”

Lastly, tag replies.
leongying: lol yahh, so nice of cos mus watch la haha
yeni: haha dumb chinamen
megan(2 o’clock): no they show wrong. thats l1r4. l1r5 24-.-
megan(8 o’clock): orh okay..lol.

Okay, that’s all for now. The PSP can’t wait any longer. Cya.

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What a day

So much to say, where to begin?

First off, there was this dialogue session with the principal herself. The strange this is, seats to this once in a lifetime event were reserved only for the supposedly worst class in the cohort and the worst special stream class. As expected, we were hit with the constant barrage of how our PSLE T-score should serve as a guide as to our L1R5 score. Recent tests have shown that this is an inaccurate way of deriving L1R5 scores.

Example A has a T-score of 255, and yet got 36 for his L1R5. The desired result would be a 10, since he is in the special stream. 10. Very nice one, that’s the average for a triple science class WITH PRC scholars in it and we’re supposed to hit that target? A little far off, don’t you think?

The talk dragged on to 930 or so. After that was the enterprise fair. Loo scammed Jem’s and my money. They were sold out of lark cheongs so he gave us donuts with chocolate toppings-.-“. To be fair, the Milo truck was probably the best booth in the whole bonanza. Free flow of chilled Milo, what more can a guy ask for? I got a little bored with the fair after a while though. Went to 3D to play Yugioh and the works.

“I believe in the heart of the cards!”

A classic stitch-inducer, that is.

There was a buffet lunch at Han River, fully subsidised by the officers. Of course I went. Only a fool would turn down a free lunch you know. The various barbequed meat were decidedly good in terms of overall texture and flavour, though goodness knows how many cancer-causing charred chunks of animal flesh were being consumed.

Went to play badminton after that. A bad idea, that was. The Tampines courts were fully booked, and so were the Pasir Ris ones. Took the bus down to the court at Mingjun’s house and what the hell there were malays playing Sepak Takraw there. You know, kicking the coconut-fibered ball around. Ended up in some indoor complex, and that’s the worst place to play badminton. The shuttlecock turns invisible, the wind causes the shuttle to boomerang snake all over the place, and random shouting of names that are related to certain people seems to overwhelm the opposition. It was quite fun though.

I’m rather happy now, to be honest. My L1R5 squeezed in under 20. 18, to be exact. Yes, that age when we future leaders of Singapore can watch films that provide a more artistic view of life’s issues. I saw Wymer with a 9, 3 blokes in 3J with 6, and our resident Wanker with 36. That’s 6 times of 6, 4 times of 9, and 2 times of 18. Now, can you somehow re-arrange the figures to form the number 23? Notice how I’m playing with your mind here. It’s called mind games, to be exact. Oh wait I think I just found the number 23. It’s on my computer screen, because I just drew it out with Paint. Someone turn the danged thing off before it places some curse on me! Pull the plug, you money grubbers at PUB!

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Fixing Things

Ignore the post below, this shall be the main post for today.

I was browsing through my phone’s gallery when I found a picture that I had taken today at the AIDS booth.

AIDS is what you inherit when the Aides mosquito bites you, that’s why its called AIDS I guess.

Anyway, I snapped one of the cardboard cut-outs.

Apparently, some girl named Lina has HIV. However, you won’t contract HIV by running with her.

But…will you contract HIV by Dotaing with her?!

Gasp. I just used Lina today. Basher Lina lol. GGfied.

Oh. I recalled something. CZH called up my parents because I didn’t go for the chinese remedial thing, that conniving swine. He sent some message like, “Guo Wei jin tian mei shang wo de pu xi ke. Xia ci hui ji ming de. Qing ni jiao ta ming tian lai.”
Zz another backdoorer. This’ll be tricky, it will. Going for the remedial tomorrow I mean. How do you be in two places at once?

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The most comical thing happened in the chapel today.

I was playing Winning Eleven 10 on the PSP, when the church helper backdoored me and mumbled something out.

She has this short tongue condition so her speech was rather incomprehensible.

I assumed she was asking me not to play so I stowed it away for later use.

Then, she spoke again in a slower tone.

“I’m not asking you not to play, just don’t put your feet on the kneeling pad.”

Okay……

Today was kind of pointless though.

There was a talk at the tower hall, ostensibly to convince students to visit Mount Kinabalu. Fat chance anybody with height anxieties will go though, and that includes the person who’s typing this little nugget out for your viewing pleasure.

Went down for recess, and I was bestowed with yet another lesson in life. When buying from the Chinese Kitchen stall, always ask for extra rice or you’ll be scammed badly. It’ll leave your pockets bleeding, trust me.

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The most comical thing happened in the chapel today.

I was playing Winning Eleven 10 on the PSP, when the church helper backdoored me and mumbled something out.

She has this short tongue condition so her speech was rather incomprehensible.

I assumed she was asking me not to play so I stowed it away for later use.

Then, she spoke again in a slower tone.

“I’m not asking you not to play, just don’t put your feet on the kneeling pad.”

Okay……

Today was kind of pointless though.

There was a talk at the tower hall, ostensibly to convince students to visit Mount Kinabalu. Fat chance anybody with height anxieties will go though, and that includes the person who’s typing this little nugget out for your viewing pleasure.

Went down for recess, and I was bestowed with yet another lesson in life. When buying from the Chinese Kitchen stall, always ask for extra rice or you’ll be scammed badly. It’ll leave your pockets bleeding, trust me.

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Expressions

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Emo kid strikes back.

Emo kid grows taller, gets a yellowish skin shade, dyes hair black and picks up Chinese. Check out the ninja mask too.

Another video on him. I think it’s from this Corner with Love TVB serial. It’s TVB right? I don’t have cable so I wouldn’t know. I got pretty much addicted to the song though, replaying it for around seven or eight times. Feels soothing, in a way.

Something is wrong. I’ve been watching ungodly amounts of Romantic Princess lately. Youtube it and you should be able to locate a few subbed episodes. For some reason, it has replaced anime as the top position of my viewing list.

I dug up some pictures from my phone, which I have not been using much since I got my mp3 player. The PSP has contributed largely to this cause too. Obviously, a dedicated player pwns a integrated one any day, and the games you can find on the PSP makes the mobile games on the handphone look like some 8-bit console program. Think of it in aviation terms as SIA vs Tiger Airways and you’re set.

Anyway, the pictures.

Hey what the hell? Blogger’s photo uploading service crashed. Oh well, you can never have too much of a good thing, so later it shall be. Or is it the other way around? I am just too lazy to subscribe for a Photobucket or even a Flickr account, since I have heard that those services just don’t work.

Let’s just forget about this.

Vroom.

Cheer up.

Anyway, I was browsing through blogs and I found these two tags for you guys to humour yourselves with. Take a gander.

# REsim- Says:
October 19, 2007 at 11:09 pm
oh my u never include that i pwned u in boxing too =P

# .|ncEnDiA Says:
October 20, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Suspicious object posting above me who incidentally has a penchant for something fangy.

I can’t think of anything else, so that’s all for now.

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Crossroad

I have been lacking the composure to manufacture anything proper as of late; you can all just have two songs to start this very random post.

Dota has been my best friend these few days, basically because there is nothing else to do at home. I missed school on Friday, and aside from the hellish stomachache that struck me when I woke up, the graduation ceremony was more than enough motivation to take the day off.

Other than that, it has been Burnout all the way in school. Syphon Filter while at home requires me to switch between the two games every day. Since SFilter is at 1.2Gb and Burnout occupies 800mb of space, I can’t get them into the memory card at the same time. It’s a 2Gb weakling by the way. A good proposal would be to start saving some money and buy a snazzy new 4Gb stick from our temple of tech, sim lim square. I could try buying it online as well, as there was this joker retailing at $75.50 a pop. Monetary woes, I hate this.

I recall this quote from a book, “if something’s broken, throw it away”. How true, maybe Bata should add this tagline under their signboards. You know those cheap Bata shoes that never seem to outlast a year of school life? Yeah, so buy and throw away would be good.

Cheering IC. Lol so I got assigned this post. Making up cheers for next year’s cheering competition. I wonder how I’m going to be able to find the inspiration to even produce one, yet alone five. After all, I haven’t exactly been cheery lately. It’s been more of a cross between depression and sheer reluctantness, if you get what I mean.

Maybe this would be a good time to take a break from blogging. I’d hate to shove posts of such crappy quality in your faces every time. I’ll decide another day.

When love goes away too quickly, it’s like a tornado

You should be listening to the song I embedded now, enjoy.

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