Water Bottle Spin (Shui Hu Zhuan)

Water Bottle Spin aka Shui Hu Zhuan (Gomu Gomu Go~~)
Said to be the result of a hundred years of training under O Level examination conditions. The practitioner must first abandon all earthly ties excluding backdooring. Allows the user to spin a 1.5 litre water bottle on his pinky finger. This move is considered to be of a higher level than that of spinning a book on one’s finger. There are however high risks to be taken. Those that are unsuccessful in mastering the epitome of all classroom pastimes shall be zapped by the penultimate finger of doom, also known as pointing and shouting “Objection” very loudly.

Anyway, the Water Margin test is finally over. I had a glance at the summary of each chapter a little bit before the test actually began. The multiple choice was managable, the fill-in-the-blanks hell, with the open-ended backdooring me to no end. When the test was finally over, it was time to say goodbye to a grueling one hour of being pwned upside down. Hilarious moments ensued when I saw some Jeremiah’s paper. There was this question in the fill-in-the-blanks where they asked for the three main oppressors of the story. Then I saw it. The answer to end all answers. For listed sparkling clear in column number 6, was Wu Song. True brilliance.

Rumble time is here, bee bee.

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