Monthly Archives: May 2008

The Chronicles of Neh Neh : Prologue

Going out to watch Narnia : Prince Caspian tomorrow, and that can only mean one thing.

Parody #2 FTW

Although I have been watching movies such as Indiana Jones as of late, it is these epic movies that are most enjoyable to take a crack at. Forbidden Kingdom, in itself, was just full of holes to poke into. Narnia should be no exception, and aided by a trusty beef bowl purchased at Yoshinoya and sneaked in under the hairy nostrils of the GV ticketing ushers, victory shall yet be mine.

If you’re by an chance heading down(or is it up) to school tomorrow, please feel free to pop into the 4L classroom for a quick look at the delocalised window pane located near the dustbin. Perhaps it shall be soon relocated to the whiteboard for want of a better view, which is always good.

Studying? Stop. Just stop. Start next week. Really. It’s not propaganda or psychological warfare, or even classroom politics. Or is it?

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I’ve been playing NBA Live 2008 for the PSP recently, after getting addicted to watching NBA. Actually, it’s more of being updated on scores since I don’t have cable. Anyone’s house has vacancy for one or something? If the situation doesn’t improve soon, I might have to journey down to the Staples Centre for my NBA fix.

For now, I’ve got an owning team. Behold.

PG Chris Paul

SG Kobe Bryant

SF Paul Pierce

PF Pau Gasol

C Dwight Howard

The game’s trading system is rather bugged, so you can just offer three fucked-up players for a top-class one. Hah.

For now, it’s Lakers 2-1 Spurs. Crap.

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Adidas-ed

Hoo.

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Hah!

I went to the Red Cross building. I came, I saw, and I left in a hurry. You know, sometimes you need those nubile girls that give out fliers in front of Bugis Market near the bus stop in order to bring in the business. Ol’ and Saggy just don’t cut it.

http://familyguynow.com/watch.php?id=207

Stop what you’re doing, and watch this now. It’ll burn 20 minutes, but it’s worth it.

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Lakers Ftw

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Fucking Good

Today’s schedule will be plain and simple.

  1. Go to church to kill some time before tuition starts
  2. Head down to Bugis to purchase a screen protector as well as a pouch for my mobile. The crystal case just can’t cut it for actually providing the phone with protection in the event of an accidental drop. Though I might consider throwing it down from my balcony sometime, when either of my parents strike 4D.
  3. While I’m in the area, I’ll head to the Red Cross building as described in the blogs I’ve read to donate some money. I’ve just gotten my allowance and I feel gratified. I seldom donate, because I prefer to laugh at the misery of others in need. There will be a catch, in the sense that I’ll only donate to the Myanmar victims. The people from China are just this bunch of cocksucking motherfuckers, although I may have said this before. I’d rather my money end up in some general’s coffers than it benefitting the Chinese pigs in any way. Ten dollars, along with the fifty I’ll be bringing on behalf of my parents, should be enough to earn a smile from the possibly attractive counter-girl there.
  4. Proceed to Kinokuniya to check out the Iron Man comics.
  5. Go for tuition, and brush up on Electrolysis. I missed the two Chemistry lessons the other day for the purpose of accelerating my¬†convelescance. I feel like a noob now, since people know things I don’t. This is worse than the time my classmates in the Primary 4 class were talking about porn.
  6. Take the MRT home and laze around waiting for something to happen.

That’s all.

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Fucking Good

Today’s schedule will be plain and simple.

  1. Go to church to kill some time before tuition starts
  2. Head down to Bugis to purchase a screen protector as well as a pouch for my mobile. The crystal case just can’t cut it for actually providing the phone with protection in the event of an accidental drop. Though I might consider throwing it down from my balcony sometime, when either of my parents strike 4D.
  3. While I’m in the area, I’ll head to the Red Cross building as described in the blogs I’ve read to donate some money. I’ve just gotten my allowance and I feel gratified. I seldom donate, because I prefer to laugh at the misery of others in need. There will be a catch, in the sense that I’ll only donate to the Myanmar victims. The people from China are just this bunch of cocksucking motherfuckers, although I may have said this before. I’d rather my money end up in some general’s coffers than it benefitting the Chinese pigs in any way. Ten dollars, along with the fifty I’ll be bringing on behalf of my parents, should be enough to earn a smile from the possibly attractive counter-girl there.
  4. Proceed to Kinokuniya to check out the Iron Man comics.
  5. Go for tuition, and brush up on Electrolysis. I missed the two Chemistry lessons the other day for the purpose of accelerating my¬†convelescance. I feel like a noob now, since people know things I don’t. This is worse than the time my classmates in the Primary 4 class were talking about porn.
  6. Take the MRT home and laze around waiting for something to happen.

That’s all.

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