Monthly Archives: July 2008

I have content, but no will

Ah, I feel kinda woozy now. Took a long nap on the bus 12 home, something I haven’t done in a bit. It was basketball as usual after school, and playing with the 4C people is fun because they occasionally come up with songs like….

****** mei you xiao long bao xiao long bao xiao long bao~

Prelims are coming, and I have already taken the first step to getting a good grade by ceasing to play. Instead, I am going to while away the leisure hours by practising on my guitar. I got hyped up about this instrument after watching Superband 2, and now I can play two songs, although both are relatively easy. When I Come Around from Green Day, is a simple song with a variation of 6 or so power chords for the majority of the duration, and Smoke on the Water from Deep Purple involves a simple intro, with 3 chords in the chorus.

I’ll probably be upgrading to a mid-range Ibanez or maybe even a cheap Fender by JC2, which is rather inspiring, considering the mediocre sound quality of the Strat Copy I’m currently using. That’ll cost about $700 or so at the Swee Lee promotion, so it’s time to start saving. AFTER I get the HTC Diamond, which is definitely an iPhone asswhooper.

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I have content, but no will

Ah, I feel kinda woozy now. Took a long nap on the bus 12 home, something I haven’t done in a bit. It was basketball as usual after school, and playing with the 4C people is fun because they occasionally come up with songs like….

****** mei you xiao long bao xiao long bao xiao long bao~

Prelims are coming, and I have already taken the first step to getting a good grade by ceasing to play. Instead, I am going to while away the leisure hours by practising on my guitar. I got hyped up about this instrument after watching Superband 2, and now I can play two songs, although both are relatively easy. When I Come Around from Green Day, is a simple song with a variation of 6 or so power chords for the majority of the duration, and Smoke on the Water from Deep Purple involves a simple intro, with 3 chords in the chorus.

I’ll probably be upgrading to a mid-range Ibanez or maybe even a cheap Fender by JC2, which is rather inspiring, considering the mediocre sound quality of the Strat Copy I’m currently using. That’ll cost about $700 or so at the Swee Lee promotion, so it’s time to start saving. AFTER I get the HTC Diamond, which is definitely an iPhone asswhooper.

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Aftermath

The basketball match between our school and some other neighbourhood school today was quite interesting, save for the girls’ matches. For some reason, girls are unable to shoot efficiently, instead relying on lay-ups to score. In a sense, it was rather boring.

Superband 2 was on just now, and I LOLed when I heard the chorus of Synpathy’s Ai Qing San Shi Liu Ji. The bassist was like screaming his head off, which was terrible to say the least. I liked the singer initially when she sang Dao Dai a few weeks back, but tonight’s show was disastrous.

After the O Levels, I am going to get a job that pays $1000 in a month. I’m going to use the money to get a 8gb portable entertainment device as well as a new rig. For that, I’ll be going down to SLS to custom assemble my own set. Paired with a solid mouse and keyboard from the Microsoft range, gaming and even everyday internet surfing will be a blast.

Very unstructured post, perhaps I’ll have more content after tomorrow’s The Dark Knight.

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Froggies

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an ‘exotic’ pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs.

The sign says:
‘SEX FROGS’
Only $2 each!
Comes with ‘complete’ instructions.

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody’s watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, ‘I’ll TAKE one!’ As the man packs the frog, he quietly says to her, ‘Just follow the instructions! ‘ The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully.
She does EXACTLY as specified:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perf ume.
3. Slip into a very sexy night dress.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, ‘If you have any problems or questions . please call the pet store.’ So, she calls the pet store.

The man says, ‘I’ll be right over.’ Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, ‘See, I’ve done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!’

The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares ‘directly into its eyes’ and STERNLY says:

‘LISTEN TO ME!! I’m only going to show you how to do this ONE … MORE … TIME!!!’

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Okaeri

Quite solid.

I’m still sourcing for suitable content for blogging about. If you’ve got any photos, just send them over MSN or something.

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Hey, I’ve got something

I’ve been looking at photos of people from the church which I attend on a not-so-regular basis, and I’ve come to the conclusion that Christians are probably the most thick-skinned of all. I mean, just look at that camwhoring attempt as depicted above. At least pop a button or something, it just looks ridiculously plain and forgettable this way. Why’d anybody want to take a photo of themselves in the toilet, for that matter? You’re not providing free webcam service to perverse teens, nor do you look particularly redeeming with toilet cubicles as your backdrop. The toilet is a place where people like Haonan will probably be cleaning while serving their term of slavery in NS.

“Recruit Wang, knock it down. After that, clean the toilet. Finally, get out into the wilderness, dig up some shitholes, and get yourself comfortable.”

Alright, this is worse. You have a plain-looking girl on the left, a fail Show Luo in the middle, some obscure girl whose face is being obstructed because she’s a minor character in the chronicles of life from my perspective, and a ballsy chap making a face that you’ll never find on me even if you get me the spanking new Lamborghini LP-560. I realised that if you photoshop his hair off, you’ll get a rather comical result.

I’ll be continuing this analysis of photos in the next post. Meanwhile, I shall search peoples’ blogs for juicy material to work with. You might just be featured, you know.

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Inspiration zilch

I had planned to come up with something before 100% Entertatinment with Show Luo starts, but then I decided; it’s not worth it. I’ll just end with a little tidbit. It’s what people type in Google, hoping to locate something of an entirely different nature but instead wind up at my blog.

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