No Trespassers!

It seems as if my blog has been discovered by certain potential perpetrators. I contemplated a move, but then I figured that it’d be redundant due to a certain individual’s  annoying habit of linking other blogs to his/her own. Figure out who I’m alluding to here? I’d just get linked again, and my new blog would then be discovered. It seems as if no one is safe from the power of teh Internets. Can anyone remain inure in the face of the 21st century breakdown?

Today was April Fool’s Day. It was definitely not as enjoyable as it could have been had a few things fallen into place. I managed to cook a pot of pasta successfully. It was a task that I deemed to be of high priority, since it was lunch hour and the pasta was meant to serve as a means of sustenance for at least an hour or two. However, I committed several follies whilst making the salad. The fruits were cut on a tabletop that had not been cleaned beforehand, and the leaves of the lettuce only received half-hearted scrubs. There might have been some undesirable materials in the salad, thus I shied away from it and polished off a bowl of pasta. I guess I made the right decision, since my stomach feels just fine. I can’t say the same for the others though.

I was supposed to watch the netball friendly after school, but eventually figured that it would be a waste of time since I’m not really into girls frolicking on a hardcourt in skimpy FBTs, shooting colorful balls into baskets for the win. You come to realise that there are greater things for post-pubescent teens to achieve and enjoy than the decadence of seeing sports chicks in their natural environment. I left the college at 3.30pm today, never felt better.

I’ve to go settle some stuff, such as the setting up of a machine gun turret that fires at any intruder within a 100m radius of it. Don’t step on the flowers!

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