Zieg Heil!

So I learnt to play this yesterday, it’s Holiday by Green Day.

Say, hey!

Hear the sound of the falling rain
Coming down like an Armageddon flame (Hey!)
The shame
The ones who died without a name

Hear the dogs howling out of key
To a hymn called “Faith and Misery” (Hey!)
And bleed, the company lost the war today

I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday

Hear the drum pounding out of time
Another protester has crossed the line (Hey!)
To find, the money’s on the other side

Can I get another Amen? (Amen!)
There’s a flag wrapped around a score of men (Hey!)
And gag a price tag bag on a monument

I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday

(Hey!)
(Say, hey!)

(3,4)

“The representative from California has the floor”

Sieg Heil to the president Gasman
Bombs away is your punishment
Pulverize the Eiffel towers
Who criticize your government
Bang bang goes the broken glass and
Kill all the fags that don’t agree
Trials by fire, setting fire
Is not a way that’s meant for me
Just cause, just cause, because we’re outlaws yeah!

I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives

This is our lives on holiday

It’s tentative as of yet, but there might be another band performing at Prom Night in addition to Yanchin’s Nipple Nation. Heh.

The dummy failed the crash test

First things first, I must say that I am rather disappointed in my free writing paper scoring a 21/30. It was one piece of work that I had actually taken pleasure in writing, which is more than I can say for certain previous compositions that were plowed through haphazardly. Those somehow achieved high marks though, so I’m uncertain as to whether the low grade was because of tone or lack of depth. I had tried to flaunt my contextual knowledge of Grand Theft Auto 3, which was somehow the only computer game title that I could think of at that point in time. My attempts proved futile, however, as the marker dismissed it with a comment of “sounds violent”, which is something you cannot give when the essay presents knowledge of the subject in particular to that degree of near-perfection. Vocabulary used was passable, the type that would secure at least a 23/30 had my views not conflicted with the marker’s. That, I surmise, was the key factor in my failing of this essay.

I had done better for situational writing though, despite initial fears that it would bomb terribly. These were unfounded, however, as I had received good comments from the marker(thankfully a different one), and was marked down because of my poor penmanship and excessive use of correction tape, a habit which I have not been able to kick as if it was the new crack. 24/30, and we have a secured A1 grade for English. Coincidentally, this is also my first A1 in English for god knows how long of a time, so I’ll probably be taking the weekend off to conduct a celebration of sorts.

The L1R5 score was a major letdown, though. I was so close to the sex six that I could just taste it on the tip of my tongue. I had just required 2 marks from Geography and a mark from Chemistry to achieve this feat, and needless to say I felt quite bummed out.

Can’t post in the early morn for nuts, so this will suffice for now.

Prelims Lose

One local delicacy that has made headlines is mee siam. Mee siam is a mixture of Asian noodles, prawns, fish, lemongrass, sliced vegetables, and more recently, cockles. This addition was highlighted at the 2006 National Day Rant (NDR) by the son of Robo-Lee. The announcement sent shock waves through the market, and the price of cockles rose dramatically, trading at a peak of US$75 per kilogram of cockles.

Singapore’s population currently stands at 4.1 million. However, due to diminishing birth rates and ‘hidden’ migration out of Singapore, analysts predict that Singapore’s population will be no more than three individuals sitting under a coconut tree by the year 2050. Because of this, the government has become involved in raising the pregnancy rate by letting in loads of TKBs (a.k.a Tiong Kok Bu) from China and letting the horny locals marry them. But alas, these TKBs are here for the money only and instead of sticking to having sex with 1 man, they end up having sex with truck loads of men. This is evident along the streets of the Geylang, the capital of Singapore. In the end, this “Operation Foreign Pussies For Locals To Increase Population” has failed badly because the local married men also ended up cumming into these TKBs instead of their own wives thus causing the birthrate to decline even faster.

• National University of Singapore is better than the Wharton School of Business at the University of Pennsylvania.
• National University of Singapore is better than Yale University.
• National University of Singapore is better than Harvard University.

The people are expendable, especially those with physical disabilities, those with mental disabilities, ethnic Indians, ethnic Malays, homosexuals, Protestants, and the poor. People are Singapore’s greatest resource. Everyone can be put to good use. From road sweepers to high fliers, the system needs them all, in fact some unlucky Bastards are burnt as fuel to satisfy Singapore’s need for electricity. No one is excluded. No one is left behind. “No one”. This is because if you are behind you might be up to no good. So please stay in front where we can see you.

His Majesty’s job is to sit in his palace, drink kopi-O, eat prata, and cook curry fish head right after winning an uncontested election. The Prime Minister locks him in his palace and pays him $2 billion dollars a year to appease him and keep him out of politics. However, it was reported recently that His Majesty has taken an interest in animal politics, by his appearance at the passing of an iconic Orang Utang.

White Noise

B2 伍个人
歌名：心中的日月
歌手：王力宏
语言：日/华

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How many good songs are they going to ruin?

1. Julia
2. 爱上一个不回家的人
3. 倔强

Now this? Tonight’s Superband will be boring.

Speaking of music, I’m planning on picking up a music player of my own after the examinations, when I’ve gotten my salary. $150 will be set aside for a bag, approximately $450 for the player, and the rest I will set aside in the event of a rainy day.

I was looking at this. The 8GB version retails at something above $350 though, rather fierce if you ask me. Nevertheless, you’ll find that the cost is justified when you actually take a closer look at its capabilities here.

If by an unfortunate circumstance that i am somehow unable to acquire this device, I shall be looking at the likes of the YP-P2 from Samsung as well as the Zen X-Fi, which is priced very affordably since Creative is going MC Hammer. Something that I can cross off the list immediately is of course, the iPod. The new Nanos look like they’ve been fished out of a toilet bowl, and I find the Touch to be the biggest waste of money since Big Sweep Tickets. They don’t work, so it puzzles me as to why people still purchase them. $238 for a sub-par 4GB player? You gotta be kiddin.

Pimpin’ ain’t easy, but someone’s gotta do it.

*** on the beach

I was fed up with the bad photos that were captured and developed by incompetent fools that should be filming AVs somewhere else instead of trying to pass off shoddy work as satisfactory material. Never one to wallow in agony and cry over split 奶头 milk, I sought the assistance of a barebones photo editing software known as Paint, for the far superior Photoshop can only be accessed from the other computer, one which I shall not utilise for the time being as it is big and clunky. It also lags at the worst moments, like when I’m reading some **** comic and somebody comes in. That’s bad. Yun Cheng has probably experienced it before, perhaps while watching certain explicit videos too. That practice is one that is detrimental to having strong and robust legs, though.

Anyway, I cropped the heads of certain famous figures off and pasted them over my own visage. Behold! It’s crude, but it works. Feels good but rather strange, just like *** on the beach.

Chemistry paper is just 6 or 7 hours away, but I’m not too worried seeing as I’ve already gotten my facts and concepts down pat. We’ll just need some luck, a sufficient supply of pencil lead, as well as a sizeable piece of rubber. Oh dear, the bookshop is closed and I can’t find one. Perhaps 7-11 might stock the object to my requirement? The obvious downsize would be that my paper would end up reeking of strawberry fragrances. OHHO.

If there’s something that I have surplus of now, it’s mooncakes. The subcontractors at my parent’s company persist in their delivery service of sorts as if the little round pastries cost as much as a one-inch ****. Each day, I get a new box of mooncakes in the fridge just waiting to be consumed. Not that I’m complaining though, the durian mooncake from Goodwood Park Hotel tastes heavenly, with generous servings of durian meat. There is also another box of durian mooncakes, this from Q Bread, the bakery you can find at Tampines Interchange. I feel like throwing that away now. Once you’ve tasted something better, inferior products just don’t make the cut.

Did I mention this yet? Some little bugger that lives on the floor above mine owes the loansharks some money. They came knocking the other day, spraying threatening messages that demanded the debtor to pay up immediately. They even spray-painted his contact details for all to see. I’ve got the photos in my phone, but am currently unwilling to provide the service of uploading them for your privilege.

I’ll practise some guitar playing before going to bed, hope the neighbours don’t come knocking as usual.

Makes Sense

“I Suppose U Could Compare Greenday to the jonas brothers if all of green day had no hands and billie joe didnt have a voice box then there … o wait greendays still better”

Superband is rigged. Yesterday’s rankings should have been:

1. Yi Shi Jie
2. Sen Lin Tie
3. Da Feng Chui
4. Tu Zi
5. Screamm
6. San Yue
7. Wu Ge Ren
8. C!Star

Well alright, C!Star was eliminated. Fair enough. Number 7 can GTFO next week and the revival round will have been for naught. Fail show. Makes you wonder how Mayday would feel after listening to these poor renditions.

Look here folks

I have changed my email account to so_i_herd_euu_liek_mudkipz@hotmail.com

Look here folks

I have changed my email account to so_i_herd_euu_liek_mudkipz@hotmail.com

When being an Aunty Lee just doesn’t pay the bills

“I also want to know who is sponsoring her trip to Beijing or did she pay for herself. If she is sponsored by the STTA, it is clearly a waste of taxpayer’s money. She was of no help and did nothing except to wave the Singapore flag like a crazy woman. Totally no class at all.”

“..the difference between aunty lee and diva ivy singh lim (former president of netball association)…the latter delivered and earned the right to be “loud”…sadly, the former is loud for all the wrong reasons…including her favorite “jum bun” anecdote. Even if you want to be an Empress Dowager…play your ball correctly!”

“Sometimes i find her talk without using her brains……on National TV, she talks about maybe she had to buy Olympic tickets from black market to support the table tennis team…….that is really very wrong of her….what message is she trying to send to the people ? No wonder Lee Jiawei and gang were looking as though they are simply bo chup on TV with her………”

“Please sack her………we want a gold in London Olympics 2012……..not her waving the Singapore flag like a mad woman on the stands……….”

“Oei, wo si enginner , zai bo. I deal with structures not human wat …so i din no what EQ mah. Structures no good, i take them down wat. So team manager no good, i sack lor.”

Looks like someone will get royally fucked up in the next GE. Say good-bye to the carrots.

Playlist

1. Dare You to Move – Switchfoot
2. Jesus of Suburbia – Greenday
3. 小时候 – 南拳妈妈 feat. 周杰伦
4. 无双 – 周杰伦
5. 在梅边 – 王力宏
6. Never Gonna Give You Up – Rick Astley
7. Viva la Vida – Coldplay
8. Working Class Hero – Greenday
9. 人生海海 – 五月天