A thousand and four hundred words, are you ready?
Monthly Archives: April 2008
Once upon a time, there were two men. One was named Ben and the other, Jerry.
Ben: “Hey Jerry, let’s open this ice cream parlour!”
Ben: “Yeah, and we’ll have this annual free ice cream day where miserly Singaporeans queue up for our overly commercialised yet still chewy and flavourful ice cream.”
The queue was nuts.
Amazing, it’s probably her best song to date.
I saw this ad for Ben and Jerry’s ice cream in the paper today; it appears they’re giving out free cones tomorrow. If the queue isn’t that long, I’ll probably get one tomorrow. This is like stereotypical Singaporean behaviour; hand out freebies and a queue instantly forms. They want publicity, and I want a free ice cream. It works, somehow.
Speaking of free stuff, when will Starbucks have their complimentary coffee offer again? Free coffee is always good, especially on hot days such as today.
Today, Haonan stank. It got worse during PE, which was utter hell. It’s like asking you to stick your nose into a rubbish chute.
Anyway, English chess > PCC
Hixx fwenz, euu s00x kawaiix neh!
Neh your ass, twit language is so utterly putrid that someone should organise this twit genocide in Singapore, right away.
Alright, I’m back from obscurity. Somehow, the fact that this “obscurity” in particular only lasted for a duration of one day really diminishes the dramatic effect I wish to create. No matter, time for a quick plough-through. Be warned, this post will incorporate harsh criticisms, and thus I advise you not to proceed any further.